Priceless!!!

A guy woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sat down and sees his clothing in frontof him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.

"Hey Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I leftearly to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door".

Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said , "Hey !!!!!!! Leave me alone! I'm married!"



Moral

Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00

Self-induced hangover -- Rs. 2000.00

Broken furniture -- Rs. 20,000.00

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS!!! !!!!!!!!! !

Giggle from Google!!!

Okay - go to Google maps,
choose 'get directions' and
try going from New York to Glasgow.

Don't abandon at line 23 (even if you can't stop laughing)

Hahahahaha...

Change the world...

I am becoming lazy day by day. The simple reason is, I can't even sit down and write my own blog. All I can do to cover it up is posting one more forwarded message as my blog. Go ahead call me a cheat and at the same time enjoy the post!!!

When I was a young man, I wanted to change the world.

I found it was difficult to change the world, so I tried to change mynation.
When I found I couldn't change the nation, I began to focus on my town.
I couldn't change the town and as an older man, I tried to change myfamily.

Now, as an old man, I realize the only thing I can change is myself,and suddenly I realize that if long ago I had changed myself, I could have made an impact on my family. My family and I could have made animpact on our town. Their impact could have changed the nation and I could indeed have changed the world.

"Great words for reflection if we rashly attempt to change something orsomeone else other than ourselves!

Don't Blame and complain Others........