Men's Perspective

David Bissonette:
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry:
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas:
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud:
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous:
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Sam Kinison:
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran:
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Patrick Murray:
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash:
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous:
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman:
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield:
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Anonymous:
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Anonymous:
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Scotch

A man walked into a bar and ordered a twelve-year old scotch. As the bartender was busy, he decided to serve the guy whatever he had under his hand.

The fellow took a sip, spat it out, and told the bartender, "I asked for a twelve-year old scotch and not a three year-old one.

"When the bartender heard that, he checked the bottle and was amazed that the fellow was right -- he had served him a three-year old scotch. The bartender wanted to see how good the fellow was, so he served him another scotch, this one a six-year old.

The guy had a sip and spat it out, complaining, "I asked for a twelve-year old scotch and not a six-year old one."

The bartender was surprised by how good this fellow was. So the barman decided to play one more little game. He served the customer a nine-year-old scotch instead of a twelve-year old one as requested.

The fellow had a sip and spat it out, stating, "I think I asked for a twelve-year old scotch and not a nine-year old one."

The bartender was very impressed and finally served him the demanded twelve-year-old scotch.

The customer took a sip and added, "This is what I asked in the first place.

"At the end of the counter sat a man who had witnessed this scene. He sent a tumbler to the scotch expert and asked him to have a sip.

The fellow did so and spat it out and said, "Good Lord, that's piss."

The other man added, "Now tell me how old I am."

Ooooooooo !!!!!

How did your cereal taste this morning?

Halloween

Haunted houses, devils, demons, wicked witch and all other things which relate to horror would be perfect representation of Halloween. People get dressed up like all kinds of different characters. As far as I have seen over the years, the character which people dress up very frequently are dead man, wicked witch, Egyptian king/queen, roman empire, superman, spider man, batman/bat woman, cop, doctor, construction worker and many many more. But one character which was a new one this year and was quite famous was Sarah Palin. Yes! that's right, the vice-president candidate for the republican party in this election. 

Festival of lights - Deepavali

Wish you all a prosperous and safe DEEPAVALI!!!!!!!

Vinayaga Chaturthi

Shuklambaradharam Vishnum

Shashivarnam Chaturbhujam

Prasannavadanam Dhyaayeth

Sarvavighnopashantaye

He who is attired in a white garment

Who is all-pervading and has the complexion of the moon

Who has four arms and a bright and gracious countenance

On him we mediate for the removal of obstacles

Chumma....

Long time, long long time. Almost 4 months without blogging. In the last 4 months I came across variety of topics on which I wanted to blog but due to my laziness I didnt. The worst thing is I even stopped checking my friends blogs who have been doing their updating regularly. Only myself to blame for all these.

Right now I have too many things running in my mind to write about one particular thing. The good thing that happened to me in the recent past was my visit to India and the time I spent with my family and friends. Other than it is great to get back over here in Lincoln and continue the routine sucking life. But still I enjoy it.

I always wish to write a blog like how my friends and others write. There is something which my blog misses all the time. I defintely dunno what, but mine is plain crap. Even I cant read mine and how I am supposed to expect others to read mine. Sometimes I think that my verbal language is weak and plain. So do I need to use new words from dictionary and have new creative phrases which would attract people???? No, simply because it does not reflect me. I never use all those things. I am just a simple guy.

Then how the hell, can I make my blog as interetsing as others???? Or do I have to?????