Anbe Anbe...

Anbe Anbe...

This is a program aired by Sun music everyday from 6 P.M to 7 P.M and the speciality of this program is its exclusively for lovers !!! and that makes it lil interesting...(Atleast i thought so !)

There were two anchors who were very funnily dressed..(Sponsor for costumes: Pothys Readymades)... Couldnt watch them continously for even 5 mins coz the colors they were wearing were very very jazzy(Ramarajan thothaan)....but tried and watched coz i had nothing better to do...!!! and in those few mins i watched there were many interesting callers...and one of the conversation went on like this.....

Caller : Hello..anbe anbe-vaa ?
( Me:illa...sun thalaippu seidhigal..call pannittu ennada kelvi???)
anchor 1 : Aaamanga..sollunga ..unga perenna ? epdi irukeenga ?

Caller : naan nalla irukenga...en peru sathish.....neenga epadi irukeenga maha ?!
(Me: Oh..'maha' compere panraandha ponnu peraa??....edho katna pondati-ya koopdara madiri koopdara...pera short panni hmm... )
anchor 2: sollunga sathish....neenga enna panreenga ?
(Me: unkooda phone-lathaan pesaraan...vetti pasanga..vera enna pannuvaanga..neenga indha maadiri programs paneenganna...?)

Sathish : Naan...+1 padikaren..... ambathur-lendhu pesaren..
anchor 2 : Oh..+1 -aa..very good
( Me:idhula enna 'very good'??? naanumthaaney padichen !#@@*!)

Sathish : mm..naan amudha-nra ponna love panren....
( Me: sandhosham..nalla love pannnu..needhaan next year state
first rank !!)
anchor 1: apadeeeyyyyyyyyyya....hmm amudha enna panranga
( Me: I.A.S-a padipaanga...adhey classla padipaanga...illa +2 padipaanga minji pona !)

Sathish : Avanga +2 padikaraanga...
( Me:adapaavi....nejamaavey va da ?!!!!?!)
anchor 1: Oh..amudha ungala vidaperiyavangala..?
( Me: Kandhupichitaaya..kandupidichitttayaaaa) veetlatheriyuma.?.. (Me: en ?nee poi solla poreeya???)

Sathish : illa...theiryamathaan lovepanrom...
(Me : 'Ivan thandhai ennotraan kol enum sol'.. thirukural theiryama gyabagam vandhuduchu :( )
anchor 1 & 2: oh...apadeeya...sari..unga kaadhal kai kooda sun music-oda vaazhthukkal...enna paatu venum amudha-kaaga?

Sathish : enakku...'marupadiyum' lendhu 'nalam vaazha ennalum en vazhthukal' paatu venum ..( Me: en? amudha padutha padukaiya irukaangala??? velaiya paaruda...padichi urupudu da..)anchor 1 &2 : ok sathish..ungalukkagavum..unga kaadhali amudhakkagavum...indha super paata

Good Old Barber

There was a good old barber in Bangalore . One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service. Florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at hisdoor.

A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber he again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.


The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.


A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service.

The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there......


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A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut... with Printouts of Forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!